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Joke of the Day

"What did one atom say to the other? Thank you for your help in this matter!"

"Remember ... Jesus died for your Peeps."

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."

"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"

"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"I'll pay full price for the next iPhone if the only change they make to it is erasing ""ducking"" from the autocorrect."

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"