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Joke of the Day
"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"
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"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"
"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"
"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"
"[reading book report] ME: Beyowulf is the story of a guy that turns into an wolf when he hears Beyonce TEACHER: Wrong. ME: Well, I tried."
"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."
"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."
"~ At a bar last night ~ Her: I don't want to be alone tonight Me: Well, I can take care of that *takes her home* Me: Pick any cat you want"
"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."