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Joke of the Day
"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"
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"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."
"A sissy in a Prius terrormobile tried to race me at a stop sign. Had him for the first 100 feet, but a fella can only walk so fast. Merica."
"Boss: Tell me a joke Me: I am busy Boss: Good one!! Tell me another"
"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."
"Why do female zombies have such a terrible sex life? Because whenever they shout, ""I want you inside me."" all of the guys run away."
"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"How does our solar system organize a party? They Planet"
"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"
"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""