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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
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"look. alls I'm saying is, with that many extremist in one single location, we'd be crazy NOT to take the X-Games to the Middle East. what?"
"Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I got whatchu knead.."
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