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Joke of the Day
"Remember ... Jesus died for your Peeps."
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"My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes."
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"What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!"
"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."
"What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service."
"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."
"[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i'm about to find out"
"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"