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Joke of the Day
"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."
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"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."
"For some reason, my girlfriend hates it when I use her toothbrush So does anyone know a better way to get dog shit out of sneakers?"
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"
"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""
"I saw that you ""liked"" my status. You want me, don't you?"
"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."
"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."