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Joke of the Day
"I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because I put the ""semen"" in amusement park."
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"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."
"There was a Muslim guy who I went to high school with who was always late we called him 9/12"
"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."