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Joke of the Day

"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."

"Maybe It's You The debut album from the literal chorus of Taylor Swift exes. Available for download from iTunes soon."

"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"

"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."

"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"

"I know it wouldn't be ""environmentally friendly"" but I wish someone would invent disposable handkerchiefs."

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"

"How can you tell that God is a man, and not a woman? If God were a woman, she would have made semen taste like chocolate!"

"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""