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Joke of the Day
"If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them."
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"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""
"I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week.. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week and I've finally found the G Spot.. Turns out her sister had it all along."
"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"
"What's the best way to fuck a red-headed virgin? gingerly (wrote this today, if anyone has ever heard it or can find a past use, I am dying to know)"
"Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with."
"I remember the face of every person who doesn't say ""thank you"" when I hold open the door for them."
"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem But, you know what? He doesn't seem to mind"
"How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand"