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Joke of the Day

"Which porn video release are you most looking forward to? I'm excited about the next but one"

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"What do you call a nun that is going for a walk? A roamin catholic"

"If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?"

"Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms."

"Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces."

"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"

"Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."