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Joke of the Day

"No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*"

"TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends. Because they know drama."

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."

"What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A Manila folder."

"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

"Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to divorce court The judge says to Mickey, ""Mickey! You say your wife is crazy."" Mickey replies, ""No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"Fancy Dress My mate and I decided to go to a fancy dress but he was adamant that we had to go dressed as Tom Chaplin and Jesse Quin. I wasn't very Keane on the idea."