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Joke of the Day

"TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends. Because they know drama."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"

"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"

"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."

"22 year old me after a night of drinking: ""I hope I didn't do anything stupid."" 29 year old me: ""I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."""

"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"

"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."

"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."

"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."