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Joke of the Day
"The 3 tragedies. The 3 tragedies in a man's life: 1) Life sucks. 2) Job sucks. 3) Wife doesn't."
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"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"
"General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy? Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir."
"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."
"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"
"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""
"Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well."
"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."