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Joke of the Day

"Don't bother entering the sail-raising contest at the boat club. It's rigged."

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"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"
"[God creating hairless cats] How about some foreskin with night vision."
"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"
"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."
"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"
"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""
"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"
"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."
"Are your parents siblings?"