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Joke of the Day
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Next Joke
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
"My friend says he has the biggest brain in the world. I think it's all in his head."
"I've never used the dust pan I once bought... It's been collecting dust in the closet for years."
"I got shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what it was laced with but I was tripping all day!!"
"What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !"
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."
"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."