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Joke of the Day
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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"A racist joke What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"For her birthday, I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"
"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."
"You know what the last thing I said last year was? One!"
"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"
"America leads the world in religious people who use 'bless your heart' as an insult."