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Joke of the Day
"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"
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"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"
"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""
"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"
"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"
"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."
"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."
"How do you get 100 jews into a car? Toss a penny in, how do you get them out? tell hitler is driveing the car."
"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"