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Joke of the Day

"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"

"Why aren't ""Blonde jokes"" funny? Cause they're stupid."

"When I die... I want to go peacefully in my sleep. Like my father. Not screaming and yelling. Like his passengers"

"It's exhausting typing ""NO ONE GIVES A SHIT"" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook."

"Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!"

"Best year of my life! Last year was the best year of my life. Broke my neck and I have never looked back since."