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Joke of the Day

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"

"Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots."

"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."

"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier they get? Women"

"Huh, this is a first Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before They must know"

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"I organized a 3-some last night There were 2 no shows, but I still had a good time."

"""Sure the Decepticons are trying to kill us, but at least the price of fuel is reasonable"" -Optimistic Prime."

"Just farted in my cat's face. That's what we call a power move, gentlemen."