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Joke of the Day
"Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!"
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"Even though the nurse who performed my circumcision did a bad job... I still left her a tip."
"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"
"Ethiopian kid won't get this... old"
"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."
"Are knee pads... ... the perfect gift, for givers?"
"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"*Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS"
"Do you know why fruits don't get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"What does a baby computer calls his father? Data."