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Joke of the Day

"Best year of my life! Last year was the best year of my life. Broke my neck and I have never looked back since."

"I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies."

"What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !"

"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."

"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"

"Quite frankly autocorrect I'm tired of your shirt"

"What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math."

"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."

"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""