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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."

"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"

"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"

"A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, ""Is there anything I should be worrying about?"" The doctor says, ""Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."""

"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""

"What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricerabottom."

"I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad. It's not my fault they don't have windows..."

"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."

"Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said.. B:first snail mail' now this..Just go"