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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a speeding vegetable? Michael Schumacher."
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"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""
"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks. 9/11 would watch again."
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"
"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"
"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."
"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha......."