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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"

"I made a joke about someone getting knocked out... ...but I forgot the punchline."

"Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch"

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja."

"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""

"A young woman walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. Don't want to get pregnant? Says the cashier. ""Nope, my boyfriend doesn't want any shit on his cock."""

"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."