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Joke of the Day
"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks. 9/11 would watch again."
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"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."
"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."
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"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."