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Joke of the Day

"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"I'm a fartartist The fart is silent"

"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."

"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."

"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """

"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."

"Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary? He ran out of patients."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around."