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Joke of the Day
"Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls"
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"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."
"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."
"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"
"Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children."
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"
"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"
"People who have quit Reddit, how is life like now?"