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Joke of the Day

"Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children."

"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"

"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"

"Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series... I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself."

"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."

"What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary? A joint venture."

"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."

"Did you see that crazy news story on the internet? Of course. You reddit"