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Joke of the Day

"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"A Jewish boy walks up to his dad... A Jewish boy walks up to his dad and says ""hey dad! Can I borrow fifty dollars? His dad says ""forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."

"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"

"I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?"

"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""

"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? There are twenty of them."

"Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump 47 niggers with a steamroller."