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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"
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"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"
"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."
"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
"Two guys walk into a bar... third guy ducks."
"I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first."
"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."
"What to say during sex * ooh * ee * ooh ahh ahh * ting * tang * walla walla bing bang"