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Joke of the Day

"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."

"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."

"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."

"Fishes. What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?"

"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."

"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"

"The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer."

"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."

"I'm proud to be black, said the black man. I'm proud to be Asian, said the Asian man. I'm proud to be white, said the RACIST."

"Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again."