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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
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"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
"I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. ""I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."""
"Quentin Tarantino always looks like he walked through a car wash."
"What's long and hard every time you wake up? Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to."
"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."
"That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"