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Joke of the Day

"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""

"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin"

"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"I don't mean to brag but I just beat my 5-year-old ten times in a row at air hockey. He sucks."

"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""

"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."

"What is another name for a Jewish guest? A visitorah Sorry"

"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."