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Joke of the Day
"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."
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"How to pass a very difficult exam? Change your name to time, time always passes no matter what"
"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""
"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"
"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."
"What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem"
"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"
"A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter sets his plate down and he sees a fly in the bowl... So he asks the waiter, ""What's this fly doing in my soup?"" The waiter responds, ""The backstroke."""