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Joke of the Day
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips."
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"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"
"my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks"
"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"
"I made a belt from all of my old watches last night It was such a waist of time"
"Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system."
"Women find me ugly till I tell them I make millions of dollars... What I don't mention is that I am talking about Zimbabwe dollars!"
"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."
"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"
"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"