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Joke of the Day

"I made a belt from all of my old watches last night It was such a waist of time"

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."

"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."

"How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon? 3edgy5me"

"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."

"When I wake up before my alarm clock...I sometimes sneak up on it while it's still sleeping and yell ""HOW DOES IT FEEL B*TCH"""

"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"

"What is hard and six inches long? my pen is"

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"