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Joke of the Day
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"
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"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"
"What happened after the word bank was robbed? There was a run on sentences."
"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."
"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"
"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"
"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"
"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"
"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."
"What is a physicist's favorite cookie? Sig-fig Newtons"