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Joke of the Day
"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."
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"My office's password has been hacked. That's the third time i've had to rename the cat."
"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """
"Suicide Bombers...... What makes them tick?"
"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
"[At restaurant] I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! But I'm on a diet so... [To waiter] Do you have diet horse?"
"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."
"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."
"Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music? I swear it was all he talked about. He would go on and on. ""Bach, Bach, Bach""!"
"So, a snake walks into a bar.... And the bartender asks in surprise ""how'd you do that?!"""