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Joke of the Day
"I bet George Washington's favorite drinking game had to have been Quarters."
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"What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh"
"Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat."
"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""
"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""
"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""
"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."
"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"
"I just gave my new secretary a sexy dress for her first week's salary. Next week, I'm going to raise her salary."