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Joke of the Day

"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"

"what's brown and sticky? A stick."

"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"

"basically the first settlers were those people who go to a party & won't leave even though the indians were checking their watches & yawning"

"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"

"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"

"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."

"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient watching x-men right now"