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Joke of the Day

"Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white."

"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."

"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."

"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"

"So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything"

"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"

"It's not about how she looks, it's all about how she looks at you."

"I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed ""classy"""

"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""

"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."