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Joke of the Day
"I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed ""classy"""
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"I like my women how I like my whiskey....... Age 12 and all mixed up in coke."
"When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
"What looks like red paint but is dry? Dried red paint"
"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"
"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"
"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""
"How long does an owl live? six and a half books."
"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"