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Joke of the Day

"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."

"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"

"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."

"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"

"Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me."

"What did the testicle say to the other testicle? ""Between you and me, I think something's up."" I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!"

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"

"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."

"An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself."