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Joke of the Day

"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."

"If you want to play frisbee Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee And when you get hungry from playing frisbee Eat your frisbee"

"I'm making a device where if you push an already lit elevator button, you get Hepititis C"

"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"

"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."

"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""

"a serial killer that strangles victims with fruit by foot and eats the murder weapon afterwards"

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!"

"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"