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Joke of the Day

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers..."

"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."

"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."

"#feelthebern As a Jew I'm not sure Bernie is allowed to say that"

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"

"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."

"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."