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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."
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"When David shot Goliath, there was a giant thunderstorm. He was just slinging in the rain."
"What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use? oink"
"The fact that Americans eat cookie dough and cake batter shows that we can't even wait until it's done cooking anymore."
"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."
"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""
"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"
"What do you call it when two female spies fall in love? Lesbianage"
"There were 5 peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted...peanut."