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Joke of the Day
"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."
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"I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. I ended up hammered and waisted."
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
"There are two rules for success... 1) Don't tell all you know"
"What's the difference between priests and gay men? Priests say Amen and gay men say ahh, men."
"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."
"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."
"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."
"The 3-year-old just held up some paper and said: ""Daddy, I'm reading the newspaper!"" Kids love dinosaurs."