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Joke of the Day

"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."

"I made up a new word plagiarism"

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"

"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."

"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"

"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."