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Joke of the Day
"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"
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"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"
"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."
"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."
"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."
"What's your favorite genre of music? ""Not Metal."""
"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."
"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""
"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."