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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."

"Once she realized I was chatting her up, the Kohl's girl immediately indicated the extent of her interest: ""My dad wears shirts like that"""

"If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."

"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."

"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"

"Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew"

"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."

"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Because it is not called a teethbrush."