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Joke of the Day
"What did Scooby Doo ask Shaggy for to order online porn? A Reddit card"
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"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"
"Mime Ninja Silent, But Deadly."
"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"
"What do black Eskimos live in? A nigloo."
"My girlfriend just made a peepeeAND a poppy at the same time Should I break up with her?"
"(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?"
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."
"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."