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"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."

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"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."
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"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"