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Joke of the Day

"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."

"What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."

"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."

"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"