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Joke of the Day
"Two robots discuss beauty They both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive"
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"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"
"4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange."
"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."
"[Wedding] ""...to join these two in holy matrimony. The Ring, please?"" [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]"
"Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor? There were too many truss problems."
"My dad is ""looks for fettucini in the Ethnic Foods aisle"" years old."
"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"
"Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree"